I found it! Another reason to put my favorite comedian on here (who is the reason for the name of this blog). I went to look if I could find if mr. Izzard actually likes sushi. Well, I still am not sure, but he does part of his routine talking about it, which is reason enough for me. Here is a transcript from “Sexie”:
“- But the whole thing I was talking about, the whole superhero thing, the reason is fear. I, I, I try to push fear back, you know as a transvestite, I try to push fear back sure enough, because you know I had fight, you know people give me shit in the streets.
They go “Hey what’s the fuckin___ And all” And I’ve learned martial arts, since I had a big fight about five years ago, I’m now a black belt in SASHIMI. Um which if you know sushi, it is like that but its sashimi, just raw fish.”
“- In addition, you fling raw fish everywhere salmon salmon tuna salmon salmon tuna what’s the white one that’s horrible? And that only gives you about ten seconds of shock while they’re going, What the fuck? This is fish! And when they are in the Whaaaat?…You go wasabi! Big ball of wasabi down their throats! (Mimes the shuddering recipient of the wasabi) ”
I would love to see that! Please come and fling bits of fish at us in Oslo soon!!
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